Primitive, naive drawing can also be good drawing but it's hard to pull off. I don't think most submitters realize that.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short life cycle make them ideal for studying hereditary changes.

It's not the ink, it's the think.

There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind.

I have a cartoon where the guy is pretty much, he's a regular-sized guy, but he's the size of the island. He's saying no man is an island, but I come pretty damn close.

I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.