There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind.

I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

Sometimes you're noodling around with a sketch and something incongruous in the drawing calls forth the caption and other times you think of a line and just have to find a place for it. A cartoon with a caption like "I don't want to live forever, but I sure as hell don't want to be dead forever either" sprang into my head and I just had to find the right venue for it which was an old couple talking to each other.

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

When you look back at the older cartoons, they're very much more observational cartoons. And the cartoon, the people in the cartoons are not making the joke.

It's always harder satirize what you like rather than what you dislike.