Stars today are just masturbation images.

I never take any notice of reviews - unless a critic has thought up some new way of describing me. That old one about my lizard eyes and anteater nose and the way I sleep my way through pictures is so hackneyed now.

I kept the same suit for six years and the same dialogue. They just changed the title of the picture and the leading lady.

Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.

The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail.

I never will believe there is such a thing as a great actor.

Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.