I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

We are not hungry... Why foist this food upon us? We don't want to be choked. We have enough.

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.

It's not possible that women can be at par with men.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

I wish to assure you that there can never be any return to the state of armed conflict which existed before our commitment to peace and the democratic process of election under the Lancaster House agreement.