What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real
So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.
Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.
We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.
If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth or remain with our sovereignty and lose the membership of the Commonwealth, I would say let the Commonwealth go.