My backside and my privates. Iโm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it.
Robert Newton PeckIโd heard about the Baptists from Jacob Henryโs mother. According to her, Baptists were a strange lot. They put you in water to see how holy you were. Then they ducked you under the water three times. Didnโt matter a whit if you could swim or no. If you didnโt come up, you got dead and your mortal soul went to Hell. But if you did come up, it was even worse. You had to be a Baptist.
Robert Newton Peck