Trying to double talk, get myself in trouble talk.
Every man's the same, he wants the sunshine in his name.
Eventually, if you had a printer that is IPP compliant, that printer will have a Web address and anyone around the world who can get on the Internet can print to that URL.
You can't be saved, oblivion is all you crave.
No pills gonna cure my ill.
What happens often - although I'm not particularly a victim of this sort of thing - is that somebody will make a quote, or invent a remark and it gets printed, ends up on the 'net and it becomes currency. And some of them are so bizarre!