I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

You have this weird thing where you end up trying to fight against this faceless blob, where the more you hate it, the bigger it gets, because it's all in your head.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

I actually quite like working with kids and I like working with animals, which everybody says you shouldn't do. It makes you feel like you're not acting, as soon as you have someone who's providing stuff to react to.

If you took away publicists and things and people spoke for themselves, then they'd have to be responsible for their words.

I got £25. My friends all gave me £5. It was a very thoughtful present.