I never set out to achieve anything, certainly not fame like this,I still have to deal with how to actually make my life work.

A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing.

We didn't have packed lunches at my school. I was a lunch monitor as well - I used to take everyone's chips!

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

I look a bit like him.

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'