I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

Probably my English teacher because she got me into writing instead of just answering the question. I used to hand in homework with 20 pages of nonsense and she'd still mark it. She was a really amazing teacher.

There are too many possibilities, if you can't die. If you're playing a normal human being, there's always that.

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I'm the same, when in reality I'm not.

All of my favourite actors are American and I grew up watching American movies. It's weird, but I used to do a New Jersey accent in every audition in the States just because I liked to do it, really. It's completely bizarre. Everybody would ask: 'Where are you from?' And I would say, 'Oh, I'm from London.'