Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.

If I could get any semblance of - it's not really anonymity, but a little bit more - control over my public image, I guess that would be nice.

I went to one of these signing conventions. It was one of the most interesting experiences I've had. It was so strange that people would pay for autographs. You keep thinking you should do a little dance for them as well or something.

Contact lenses make me miserable, as soon as I put them in. That's what creates the pouting and brooding character.

I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He's totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some people were glancing over at us in the restaurant, and he just went over and introduced himself. And it does work. It dissipates all the attention. Me? I just crawl under the table.

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.