So I know where my feet are.

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

Sometimes I think, 'To hell with acting' and then I realize I could be working at a shoe shop. Acting is much cooler.

I'm so surprised it's worked out that way. I was just thinking the whole time that I've never had the personality to fit into that. I'm not really afraid of it, because I don't even know how to play up that aspect.

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it?

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'