It's funny, people were asking me how I'd feel when it all ends, on the first movie, and I don't think I've ever felt more completely bewildered, knowing that I only have a month of Twilight stuff left to do.

The only way to establish any kind of mystique, is to completely shut up and never talk to anyone. And I'm contractually obligated not to shut up.

Thats the worst thing, I don't really care if people say I'm a bad actor, I can like work on that, but if they just say that he's ugly thats just like “oh.. really?

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

I don't think that I would ever do serenade to be romantic. You have to have so much balls to do that.

I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it?

I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now.