I have like 10 different processes I go to. My favorite one is to just go to an obscure neighborhood I haven't been to in decades and just wander around.

If I go into a restaurant and the food sucks I feel so depressed I just want to carve it in my wrist with the butter knife.

If a restaurant fumbles once I don't have to hold it against them, anyone can have a bad night.

Where food trucks are concerned, nothing's better than having a whole flock of them at one location. Competition not only improves the quality of the food, it prompts these rolling lunch wagons to lower prices and offer specials, too.

I have like 10 different processes I go to. My favorite one is to just go to an obscure neighborhood I haven't been to in decades and just wander around.

I love African food, I love Italian food, but I rarely eat Italian out because it's so easy to make at home. On the other hand, unless you have specialized equipment, Chinese food is really tough because you literally can't get the pan hot enough.

I pre-screen restaurants because my objective is to never have a bad meal, and I get pretty close to that.