If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith.

Everything I do has the tinge of the finite, of my own demise. At some point you either accept death or you just keep pushing it back as you get older and older. I've accepted it.

If you feel alienated from people around you, it's because no one tries to understand you.

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

My earliest memories are sitting on the beach at Blackpool, and I know that if I went back, it would be horrible. I know what Blackpool's like - it's nothing like I imagined it was as a child.

Sometimes I'll get to the end of a song, open my eyes and there's all these faces peering at me. It's quite horrifying.

I've discovered special makeup by a company called M.A.C. You could wear it on the surface of the sun and it wouldn't move.