I write with a pen and paper. Never on a laptop.

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

Every animal would rather die themselves than lose their offspring. But it's just genes, isn't it? All of our existence is spent worrying about the next generation, but we don't actually seem to get anywhere.

I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway

The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get.

See the ridiculous in everything.

I became an adult in an extreme way. I was recently sorting some old photographs and I found another.