I am very self-conscious a lot of the time.

No, come to think of it, I don't think the Cure will end, but I can make up an ending if you want me to.

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.

For a period in the '90s, I felt that the Cure was massively undervalued. But there has been a paradigm shift. There's a bunch of newer bands coming up who've grown up listening to the Cure and don't understand that you're not supposed to like us.

Both me and my wife's extended family all live within a 50-mile radius. Like me, a lot of them did time in London then started drifting back to the countryside and the sea. Perhaps it's a homing instinct.

But everyone I know reaches a point where they throw out their arms and go beserk for a while; otherwise you never know what your limits are. I was just trying to find mine.

In all relationships, there are always aching holes and that's where the impossible wishes come into it.