I think that if you become a parent, you stop being a child, and your position in relation to your parents changes.

It's really easy to slide into a depression fueled by the pointlessness of existence.

You can't drink on an eight hour flight, pass out, and then go onstage... well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet.

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

Everything I do has the tinge of the finite, of my own demise. At some point you either accept death or you just keep pushing it back as you get older and older. I've accepted it.

The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get.

A lot of journalists give me a hard time about how I look, but I've never met a journalist I'd rather look like.