If you're a star you go through the front door carrying the roses, instead of through the back door carrying the garbage.
It's not what you are in Hollywood - it's what people think you are.
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!
I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.
It's all malarky; even the wonderful part is malarky.
The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no reason to be sad!