Friendship is not going to stand the pressure of greatly great guidance for quite extensive.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

When the last Puritan has disappeared from the earth, the man of science will take his place as a killjoy, and we shall be given the same old advice but for different reasons.

Most remarks that are worth making are commonplace remarks. The things that makes them worth saying is that we really mean them.

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

One of the greatest joys known to man is to take a flight into ignorance in search of knowledge.