If you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.

Not enough attention is paid to the negative side of fashion. Great effort is exerted to make people look smart, but somebody should face the fact that a lot of people never will be smart, and that they should be given some assistance in maintaining their fascinating dowdiness.

It is a waste of time to dissipate one's moral zeal in disapproving of royal persons who have mistresses.

He types his labored column - weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.

The critic is the duenna in the passionate affair between playwrights, actors and audiences - a figure dreaded, and occasionally comic, but never welcome, never loved.

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.