If you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.

The pleasures of love are for those who are hopelessly addicted to another living creature.

All mothers think their children are oaks, but the world never lacks for cabbages.

The most original thing a writer can do is write like himself. It is also his most difficult task.

I still have trouble identifying grammatical structures by name, though I know them as matters of usage.

If you don't hurry up and let life know what you want, life will damned soon show you what you'll get.

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.