Never harbor grudges; they sour your stomach and do no harm to anyone else.

Very often when I am introduced to women, I think, What is she really like behind the disguise which she wears? And very often I discover that she is pleasant enough, and probably would expand and glow if she received enough affection.

The critic is the duenna in the passionate affair between playwrights, actors and audiences - a figure dreaded, and occasionally comic, but never welcome, never loved.

I just am a Canadian. It is not a thing which you can escape from. It is like having blue eyes

It is a waste of time to dissipate one's moral zeal in disapproving of royal persons who have mistresses.

Never harbor grudges; they sour your stomach and do no harm to anyone else.

This is the Great Theatre of Life. Admission is free, but the taxation is mortal. You come when you can, and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Goodnight.