Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic.

We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain.

I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put a hat on me or some kind of sash and go, 'We're giving you this certificate.'

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.