There are things you don't want to know you can do

It's hard to look too grand when you're led by someone who looks like a pudding with legs.

I said with perfect honest, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.

If you wish, I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney.

And none at all has ridden at the king's side since Aerinha, goddess of honor and flame, first taught men to forge their blades. You'd think Aerinha would have had better sense.

What I write, if you have to label it, is crossover, and I think that much of the stuff that is called children's or YA is in fact crossover and is equally valid for anyone who likes to read fantasy.

There are things you don't want to know you can do