...I can’t stop squirming. If fidgets were Wikipedia edits, I would have completely revamped the entry on guilt by now, and translated it into five new languages.

I loved The Chronicles of Narnia. I loved The Chronicles of Prydain. Basically, 'Chronicles of' - I was in!

Our books still do not require batteries. But I am no fool. It is a slender advantage.

He has the strangest expression on his face- the emotional equivalent of 404 PAGE NOT FOUND.

Your life must be an open city, with all sorts of ways to wander in.

When every single piece of media you consume is time-shifted, does that mean it's actually you that's time-shifted?

Then: I google "time-series visualization" and start work on a new version of my model, thinking that maybe I can impress her with a prototype. I am really into the kind of girl you can impress with a prototype.