Are there sexual fetishes that involve books? There must be. I try not to imagine how they might work.

Neel takes a sharp breath and I know exactly what it means. It means: I have waited my whole life to walk through a secret passage built into a bookshelf.

He asked <...> Rosemary, why do you love books so much? And I said, Well, I don't know <...> I suppose I love them because they're quiet, and I can take them to the park.

Let me give you some advice: make friends with a millionaire when he's a friendless sixth-grader.

...I can’t stop squirming. If fidgets were Wikipedia edits, I would have completely revamped the entry on guilt by now, and translated it into five new languages.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want.

Are there sexual fetishes that involve books? There must be. I try not to imagine how they might work.