When every single piece of media you consume is time-shifted, does that mean it's actually you that's time-shifted?

If this sounds impressive to you, you’re over thirty.

He asked <...> Rosemary, why do you love books so much? And I said, Well, I don't know <...> I suppose I love them because they're quiet, and I can take them to the park.

It turns out Dungeons & Dragons is much better on paper than it is in reality.

A clerk and a ladder and warm golden light, and then: the right book exactly, at exactly the right time.

I walk alone in the darkness and wonder how a person would begin to determine the circumference of the earth. I have no idea. I’d probably just google it.

Why does the typical adventuring group consist of a wizard, a warrior, and a rogue, anyway? It should really be a wizard, a warrior, and a rich guy. Otherwise who's going to pay for all the swords and spells and hotel rooms?