Some people go to college. For me I studied music my whole life. That was my college.

There's nothing women love more than an effort. You can even mess it up. The shoes that you bought don't have to be right. You might have gotten the wrong chocolates. But she'll know if you made an effort.

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

I took whatever the devil offered me.

I just want to say that dreams do come true. Don't ever give up on your dreams. Sometimes it just takes a little bit longer for some of us.

Life is full of constant ups and downs, and all I ask for is redemption in the end.