You realize that the first Bryan Ferry album was pretty good although at the time it seemed a bit cheesy.

I don't really have the gift of the sustained narrative that you need to write a book. I've tried a couple of times, and it just doesn't work. But I get some good passages, so what I'm going to do is just take sections out of them.

Comedy is what happens when you cross the dateline from the unbearable. Things become so unbearable they become a joke.

Love is the distance between reality and pain.

Using the word weird implies that there is a norm.

An un-named song is like an un-named child, it has no identity.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.