People's intelligence tends to be in inverse proportion to their number. People don't tend to get smarter as they get into bigger groups.

Comedy is what happens when you cross the dateline from the unbearable. Things become so unbearable they become a joke.

Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.

Every so often you have to increase your profile so you can let it lower again, like a balloon.

An un-named song is like an un-named child, it has no identity.

People in the future look back on primitive machinery or technology or painting, and in some ways, it always seems amazingly intricate and finely wrought.

I'm 63. It's kind extraordinary that I'm out here at all and people want to see me.