People's intelligence tends to be in inverse proportion to their number. People don't tend to get smarter as they get into bigger groups.

I'm 63. It's kind extraordinary that I'm out here at all and people want to see me.

Playing acoustic and line drawings are the two things I'm most competent at.

Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.

Generally, I have an instinct for the noncommercial. And the unpopular.

Promoting a record on a major label is like running a minor military campaign.

Comedy is what happens when you cross the dateline from the unbearable. Things become so unbearable they become a joke.