I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

You can avoid the press if you really want to and I don't walk around with five security guards either because I think that just draws attention.

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.

I am somewhat on the shy side. I know people might find that hard to believe.

I'm not a great lover of Madonna's voice. She's done very well with what she's got, and I'm sure my voice turns her right off, but she's not my favourite singer.