The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.

You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.

May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.

At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly.

The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)

I'll tell you what I love. Sending back bottles of wine that aren't right in restaurants in France! Whoa! I love the French, but I do find their wine snobbery something unbearable.

It has gone past me now, the writing phase.