She's a pot-of-tea-before-I-say-boo-to-you woman. There's always a pile of warm teabags in the sink when I come down, like what a horse would leave behind.
I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.
The Irish are the niggers of Europe, lads.
She'd tried her hand at most things, but drew the line at honesty.
The best way to reveal a character is to get them to open their mouths.
Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.