When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.
The problem with being Irish... is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times.
I see people in terms of dialogue and I believe that people are their talk.
The Irish are the niggers of Europe, lads.
Most working days I can be at my desk for nine hours a day.
She's a pot-of-tea-before-I-say-boo-to-you woman. There's always a pile of warm teabags in the sink when I come down, like what a horse would leave behind.