Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive.

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

Generally, or at least very often, people with a deep interest in animals are the best people around.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.