Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive.

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning of a Golden Retriever who has brought you his tennis ball, the greatest treasure he possesses!