If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.