Being patted is what it is all about.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand.

Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand.