The Internet is a bastion of negativity, and we get to sit there and voice our cute, little, important opinions.

Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!

I smoke two cartons of unfiltered cigs and down a bottle of American rye whiskey as a warm up, generally. Then swallow beach sand and general aggregate to get some texture in the voice, followed by a stick of butter to smooth it all out. This works for me, but may not be for everyone.

The Internet is a bastion of negativity, and we get to sit there and voice our cute, little, important opinions.

Truthfully, I just try to get as much rest and drink water like a fish every day. If I don't get enough rest, exercise and water to keep my body healthy, then the voice begins to suffer and it can't repair overnight from the previous day's work.

I grew up playing games, and I remember Christmas 1981 when my dad got us an Intellivision, and we all sat around and played 'Astrosmash' for hours on end. It was a big part of my youth.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.