"Dirty Love" wasn't written and directed, it was committed. Here is a film so pitiful, it doesn't rise to the level of badness. It is hopelessly incompetent... I am not certain that anyone involved has ever seen a movie, or knows what one is.

I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.

I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game.

When I had been a film critic for ten minutes, I treated Doris Day as a target for cheap shots. I have learned enough to say today that the woman was remarkably gifted.

No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.

In thinking about 'depressing movies,' many people don't realize that all bad movies are depressing, and no good movies are.