I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state. What I am grateful for is the gift of intelligence, and for life, love, wonder, and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting. My lifetime's memories are what I have brought home from the trip.

My motto: 'No good movie is depressing. All bad movies are depressing.'

Since any reasonable person would choose a Mac over a PC, Apple's market share provides us with an accurate reading of the percentage of reasonable people in our society.

What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period.

I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny.

To call "A Lot like Love" dead in the water is an insult to water.

Catholic theology believes that God gave man free will, and you can't give somebody free will and then send in a play from the sidelines.