Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.

I think we have to get beyond the idea that we have to categorize people.

The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His.

I begin to feel like I was in the last generation of Americans who took a civics class. I begin to feel like most Americans don't understand the First Amendment, don't understand the idea of freedom of speech, and don't understand that it's the responsibility of the citizen to speak out.

Teaching prejudice to a child is itself a form of bullying. You've got to be taught to hate.

Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact that Clay apparently thinks this movie is worth seeing is revealing and sad, indicating that he not only lacks a sense of humor, but also ordinary human decency.

Start. Don’t look back. If at the end it doesn’t meet your hopes, start again. Now you know more about your hopes.