Some of these people make my skin crawl.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.

In the world of bad movies, 'Death to Smoochy' is a towering achievement.

I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game.