One of the most sublime and hazardous moments in human experience comes when two people lock eyes and realize that they are sexually attracted to one another. They may not act on the knowledge.They may file it away for future reference. They may deny it. They may never see each other again. But the moment has happened, and for an instant all other considerations are insignificant.

I just assume I'm right. Partially out of conviction and partially as a pose.

Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend?

Movies are not about moving, but about whether to move.

Because I don't give the studios advanced quotes or an advanced look at my reviews. I think the readers deserve to read my reviews before the studios do.

[Marlon] Brando was the only guy who could step out of that shadow at the end of that movie and be worth the wait.

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.