Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
Praise without merit is more harmful than unearned criticism.
In Hollywood, 'under development' means 'all I have is the title.'
Every great film should seem new every time you see it.
Nicholas Sparks recently went on record as saying he is a greater novelist than Cormac McCarthy. This is true in the same sense that I am a better novelist than William Shakespeare.