I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?
Roger EbertSome movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive. I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies.
Roger EbertWhen I go to the movies, one of my strongest desires is to be shown something new. I want to go to new places, meet new people, have new experiences. When I see Hollywood formulas mindlessly repeated, a little something dies inside of me: I have lost two hours to boors who insist on telling me stories I have heard before.
Roger EbertAnd the sexes eyeing each other uneasily, for nothing is easier for a teenager to imagine than rejection.
Roger Ebert