And I think both the left and the right should celebrate people who have different opinions, and disagree with them, and argue with them, and differ with them, but don't just try to shut them up.

We think of first love as sweet and valuable, a blessed if hazardous condition.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

Show me a sexual practice that involves ice cubes and hot sauce, and I will show you a sexual practice that would be improved without them.

When a girl says she likes you as a friend, what she means is: "Rather than have sex with you, I would prefer to lose you as a friend."

I don't think Bush was legitimately elected President.

Catholic theology believes that God gave man free will, and you can't give somebody free will and then send in a play from the sidelines.