I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

A corner is important. It provides privacy and an anchor and lets you exist independently of the room.

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?

When a girl says she likes you as a friend, what she means is: "Rather than have sex with you, I would prefer to lose you as a friend."

Horror fans are a particular breed. They analyze films with such detail and expertise that I am reminded of the Canadian literary critic Northrup Frye, who approached literature with similar archetypal analysis.

I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason.