Going to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter's Basilica.

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

If your religion doesn't respect the rights of other religions, it is lacking something.

To call "A Lot like Love" dead in the water is an insult to water.

I don't think Bush was legitimately elected President.