Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.
Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
Horse racing is animated roulette.
Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.
You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.
Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooker's responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.