Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.

Donald Trump is perfectly made up. He's perfectly coiffed. He's perfectly lit.

I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

Bush equals Clinton equals Bush equals Obama equals Clinton. It's the same policies...immigration policies that may turn us into Europe, where hordes of Islamic madmen are raping, killing, pillaging, defecating in public fountains, harassing private citizens, elderly people - that's what's coming.

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with.

I do a lot of referendums. They can't talk back. They don't have wives. They don't have friends who tell you how to run the campaign. They are supported by special interests, so there's a lot of money in them.