There's no such thing as civilization. The word just means the art of living in cities.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

I would never rest until I held vengeance and the throne within my hand, and good night sweet prince to anybody who stood between me and these things.

There's really nothing quite like someone's wanting you dead to make you want to go on living.

Time passed slowly, like and old man climbing a hill.

Strygalldwir is my name. Conjure with it and I will eat your heart and liver." "Conjure with it? I can't even pronounce it, and my cirrhosis would give you indigestion.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.